Does anyone else have trouble getting out of bed? I’m talking about actually exiting the bed. I recently bought a 12” memory […]
Boy, I sure would like to meet Betsy Devos one day. Like if I ran into her in the produce department. We would have so much to chat about, I’m sure it would be genuinely satisfying.
We spent Christmas day eating boiled chicken legs, homemade fire-breathing Chinese moonshine and playing cards with a group of Chinese guys while we clicked along on a train headed to Beijing.
The only thing keeping me from nodding off other than hanging my head out the window and slapping myself in the face is my need to know why anyone would ever have traveled out west in a covered wagon on purpose…
I wrote this one night sitting in a McDonald’s parking lot after an unsolicited Tinder dick- pic lit up my phone which […]